Life According To Tumblr 16 weeks ago: temple run
15 weeks ago: cinnamon challenges
14 weeks ago: #yolo
13 weeks ago: Kony 2012
12 weeks ago: Draw Something
11 weeks ago: The Hunger Games
10 weeks ago: Vertical pictures
9 weeks ago: Ridiculously Photogenic Guy
8 weeks ago: Titanic
7 weeks ago: Tupac resurrected
6 weeks ago: Alt + Reblog
5 weeks ago: Actual Cannibal Shia Lebeouf
4 weeks ago: Omfg the Avengers!!!!
3 weeks ago: The time everyone freaked out because Alt + Reblog stopped working
2 weeks go: Gotye Jokes
Last week: Reflection: "remember that one time everyone cared about Kony and temple run"
This week: Cannibal found in Florida/ aka Zombie Apocalypse/ aka The return of Shia Lebeouf/Pancake Sherlock

k33psmiling:

It’s a terrible feeling. Laying in bed at night, thinking of creative ways to kill yourself. A wicked feeling.

(via rishiee)

A 3 month pregnant woman falls into a deep coma. 6 months later, she awakes and asks the doctor about her baby. Doctor: You had twins, a boy and a girl, and they are both fine. Luckily, your brother named them for you.
Woman: Oh no, not my brother! He's an idiot! What did he name the girl?
Doctor: Denise.
Woman: Well it isn't so bad, and what did he call the boy?
Doctor: Denephew.